Sep 182011
 

Imagine LoveThe following was sent to me in an Email.

Since there was no mention who wrote it I like to express my appreciation to Synchronicity for it coming my way.

I took the liberty to format it with colouring and bold words.

Tech Support: Yes Sir/Ma’am… how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support:
Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do  I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your  Heart ?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it  okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:
What programs are running ma’am?


Customer:
Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and

Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
your operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it  will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override  Low Self-Esteem with a module of it’s own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love  from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.  Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have completely erased.

Customer:
Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?


Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.


Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error -

program not running on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support:Don’t worry ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support:
Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support:
Now, copy them to the “My Heart”

directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what’s your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or, just “I AM.” Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but, the manufacturer
suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.

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  55 Responses to “How to Install Love”

  1. Very cute. Probably the most overlooked part of someone’s health is their mental health and we can heal with love.
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  2. Hi Yorinda,

    This is such a cute story and I never get tired in reading this over and over again.
    Thank you for posting and will be looking forward for more of these. :)
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  3. How cute this story is. I’ve enjoyed reading the whole story and it made me smile. The one who wrote this is so clever. Though this story is said in a very simple way, yet it wants to share something to us. So inspiring.
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